Luke Running For Mayor

Miami, rap legend Luke Campbell has officially announced he will run for Mayor of Miami, pitting him against County Commissioner Carloz Gimenez, Hialeah Mayor Julio Robaina, former State Legislator Marcelo Llorente and others.

The news of Luke's candidacy comes as the city of Miami prepares for a recall election sitting Mayor Carlos Alvarez.

Luke said that his experience running nightclubs and his ground breaking record label Luke Records has given him the business experience needed to run the city.
The mogul said that he was up to the task of balancing the county budget.

Luke has also offered up an interesting new form of taxation to help generate revenue for the city of Miami, by taxing strippers, who have the potential to earn thousands each day, tax free.

"Even though all my stripper friends are gonna be mad at me, I think we can stimulate the economy with a tax on strippers," Luke continued. "They make all this money and don't pay taxes. I'd take that cash and put it into a fund where it supports youth athletics for girls like cheerleading or softball. Or it can go to help pay for existing little girls programs that are struggling to get government assistance."

This will be interesting.